My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unkissed Forehead Into Kissed Forehead T-Shirt
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unkissed Forehead Into Kissed Forehead T-Shirt
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unkissed Forehead Into Kissed Forehead T-Shirt

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unkissed Forehead Into Kissed Forehead T-Shirt

Original price was: £26.95.Current price is: £17.75.

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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unkissed Forehead Into Kissed Forehead T-Shirt

Serve up wholesome romantic energy, soft affection, and top-tier internet meme humor with the My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unkissed Forehead Into Kissed Forehead T-Shirt. Subverting the aggressively industrial “My Body Is A Machine That Turns X Into Y” meme format into an act of tender, unconditional love, this graphic tee is the ultimate tribute to soft moments and sweet gestures. Whether you are buying it as a gift for your affectionate partner, repping your gentle giant persona, or curating cozy couple outfits, this tee is guaranteed to melt hearts and spark smiles.

The Story Behind The Design: Industrial Hustle Memes Meet Wholesome Romance

Across social media, the “My Body Is A Machine That Turns…” template originally took off as a chaotic parody of modern hustle culture and absurd consumption habits (often turning iced coffee into anxiety or diesel into bad decisions).

This design flips that high-octane bravado on its head by substituting aggressive machinery with pure tenderness: turning every unkissed forehead into a gently kissed one. Styled with exaggerated vintage industrial factory typography, retro technical schematics, or dramatic banner curves paired with warm, cozy lettering, the contrast between “heavy industrial machine” and “gentle romantic forehead kiss” creates perfect comedic and endearing balance. It is an essential wardrobe staple for affectionate partners, hopeless romantics, sweet besties, and couples who love wholesome internet humor.

Product detail:

Material100% Cotton
ColorVarious Colors
SizeS – 5XL
StyleT-Shirt, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Long Sleeve, Tank Top, and more.
DiscountBuy More, Save More – Discount up to 30%
ProductionIn the UK, USA, and EU countries
StoreFashion Open Studio

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  • High-quality materials provide comfort and durability.
  • A variety of colors and designs are available to match your style.
  • A range of sizes is available to ensure a perfect fit.
  • The eco-friendly production process is a standout feature.
  • Exceeds customer expectations as a comfortable and stylish addition to their wardrobe.

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QUILTED ROUND MAT
1. The size refers to the full diameter of the round mat.2. Measure straight across the center of the mat from one edge to the opposite edge.3. Please choose the size that best fits your space before placing your order.
Quilted Round Mat Size Guide
SizeDiameter
Small36 in
Medium48 in
Large72 in
Extra Large91 in
SizeDiameter
Small91 cm
Medium122 cm
Large182 cm
Extra Large231 cm

KID BASEBALL JERSEY

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

baseball jersey adult size

SIZEBUSTLENGTH
6M11 in14 in
12M12 in15 in
2T13.5 in16 in
3T14 in17 in
4T14.5 in18 in
6Y15 in19.5 in
8Y16 in20.5 in
10Y17 in22 in
S18 in23 in
M19 in24 in
L20 in25 in
SIZEBUSTLENGTH
6M35.56 cm27.94 cm
12M38.1 cm30.48 cm
2T40.64 cm34.29 cm
3T43.18 cm35.56 cm
4T45.72 cm36.83 cm
6Y49.53 cm38.1 cm
8Y52.07 cm40.64 cm
10Y55.88 cm43.18 cm
S58.42 cm45.72 cm
M60.96 cm48.26 cm
L63.5 cm50.8 cm

ADULT BASEBALL JERSEY

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

baseball jersey adult size

SIZELENGTHCHESTSHOULDERSLEEVE
XS26.5 in20 in19 in9 in
S27.5 in21 in20 in9 in
M28.5 in22 in20 in9.5 in
L29.5 in23 in20.5 in9.5 in
XL30.5 in24.5 in21 in9.8 in
XXL31.5 in25.5 in21 in9.8 in
3XL32.5 in26.5 in21.5 in10 in
4XL33.5 in27 in22.5 in10 in
5XL34.5 in27.5 in23.5 in10.3 in
SIZELENGTHCHESTSHOULDERSLEEVE
XS67.31 cm50.80 cm48.26 cm22.86 cm
S69.85 cm53.34 cm50.80 cm22.86 cm
M72.39 cm55.88 cm50.80 cm24.13 cm
L74.93 cm58.42 cm52.07 cm24.13 cm
XL77.47 cm62.23 cm53.34 cm24.89 cm
XXL80.01 cm64.77 cm53.34 cm24.89 cm
3XL82.55 cm67.31 cm54.61 cm25.40 cm
4XL85.09 cm68.58 cm57.15 cm25.40 cm
5XL87.63 cm69.85 cm59.69 cm26.16 cm

HAWAIIAN SHIRT

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width (Bust) is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits, one way, then doubled.

3. Sleeve is measured from the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.

hawaiian shirt size guide

SizeLength (in)Bust (in)Shoulder (in)Sleeve (in)
S2940.91710
M3044.91810
L30.848.819.510.5
XL31.652.82110.5
2XL32.256.722.511
3XL34.860.62411
4XL35.664.625.511.5
5XL36.468.526.511.5

SizeLength (cm)Bust (cm)Shoulder (cm)Sleeve (cm)
S73.7103.943.225.4
M76.2114.045.725.4
L78.2124.049.526.7
XL80.3134.153.326.7
2XL84.3144.057.227.9
3XL88.4153.961.027.9
4XL90.4164.164.829.2
5XL92.5174.067.329.2

KID UGLY SWEATSHIRT

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex sweatshirt

SizeLengthChest
XS1815
S1915.5
M2116
L2318
XL2519

SizeLengthChest
XS4638
S4839.5
M5341
L5846
XL6348

ADULT UGLY SWEATSHIRT

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex sweatshirt

SizeLengthBustSleeve
S264026
M284427
L284828
XL305228
2XL305628
3XL316028
4XL326429
5XL336829
6XL347329.1

SizeLengthBustSleeve
S6710267
M7011268
L7212269
XL7513270.5
2XL7614271
3XL7915271.5
4XL8216272.5
5XL8517273
6XL8618274

YOUTH SWEATSHIRT

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex sweatshirt

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS16 in20 in
S17 in21 in
M18 in22.5 in
L19 in24 in
XL20 in25.5 in

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS40.64 cm50.16 cm
S43.18 cm53.98 cm
M45.72 cm57.15 cm
L48.26 cm60.96 cm
XL50.80 cm64.77 cm

YOUTH HOODIE

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex hoodie

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17 in21 in
M18 in22 in
L19 in24 in
XL20 in25.5 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S43 cm54 cm
M46 cm57 cm
L48 cm61 cm
XL51 cm65 cm

YOUTH T-SHIRT

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

kid shirt

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS16 in20.5 in
S17 in22 in
M18 in23.6 in
L19 in25 in
XL20 in26.5 in

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS41 cm52 cm
S43 cm56 cm
M46 cm60 cm
L48 cm64 cm
XL51 cm67 cm

UNISEX TANK TOP

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex tank top

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS16 in26 in
S18 in27 in
M20 in28 in
L22 in29 in
XL24 in30 in
2XL26 in31 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS41.3 cm66.0 cm
S46.3 cm68.5 cm
M51.4 cm71.0 cm
L56.5 cm73.6 cm
XL61 cm76.2 cm
2XL66.6 cm78.7 cm

UNISEX SWEATSHIRT

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex sweatshirt

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in27 in
M22 in28 in
L24 in29 in
XL26 in30 in
2XL28 in31 in
3XL30 in32 in
4XL32 in33 in
5XL34 in34 in

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm68.58 cm
M55.9 cm71.12 cm
L60.96 cm73.66 cm
XL66.04 cm76.20 cm
2XL71.12 cm78.74 cm
3XL76.20 cm81.28 cm
4XL81.28 cm83.82 cm
5XL86.36 cm86.36 cm

UNISEX HOODIE

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex hoodie

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in27 in
M22 in28 in
L24 in29 in
XL26 in30 in
2XL28 in31 in
3XL30 in32 in
4XL32 in33 in
5XL34 in34 in

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S51 cm69 cm
M56 cm71 cm
L61 cm74 cm
XL66 cm76 cm
2XL71.1 cm79 cm
3XL76 cm81 cm
4XL81 cm84 cm
5XL86 cm86 cm

UNISEX LONG SLEEVE

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

unisex long sleeve shirt

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm

UNISEX V-NECK

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the shirt's body under the armpits one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

v-neck shirt

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm

UNISEX T-SHIRT

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.

classic shirt

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm