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I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern T-Shirt
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I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern T-Shirt has gone viral on the Internet. It’s perfect for those interested in physics and science. Discover the t-shirt below!
Meaning of “I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The CERN” Shirt
The shirt features the phrase, “I had my ass eaten by a Lizard Person at the CERN Facility in Geneva, Switzerland,” sparking curiosity and interest.
CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is a leading international scientific organization founded in 1954. It is located in Meyrin, near Geneva, on the France–Switzerland border, with 23 member states, and serves as an official United Nations General Assembly observer.
The term “Lizard People” originates from conspiracy theories, particularly the Reptilian conspiracy theory, which suggests that shape-shifting reptilian humanoids are secretly controlling humanity.
The phrase “I had my ass eaten” refers to the sexual practice of anilingus, which involves oral stimulation of the anus.
This shirt humorously combines the Reptilian conspiracy theory with the renowned CERN facility in Geneva, offering a playful take on both topics.
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| Material | 100% Cotton |
| Color | Various Colors |
| Size | S – 5XL |
| Style | T-Shirt, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Long Sleeve, Tank Top, and more. |
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| Production | In the UK, USA, and EU countries |
| Store | Fashion Open Studio |
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